a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Randomize
