im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Your cock deserves a montage
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
