He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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