I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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