Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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