Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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