IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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