Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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