The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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