wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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