God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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