butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i was born a porn star she said
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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