Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I think i got beer on your cat.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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