dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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