too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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