If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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