do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Blood and glitter go together right?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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