you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
