i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
