On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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