I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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