doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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