I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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