Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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