Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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