there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
i came on her dog
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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