UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I queefed so loud it echoed.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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