we have pet lesbian snakes
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Randomize
