Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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