dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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