none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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