And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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