i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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