I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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