Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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