why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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