Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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