Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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