the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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