It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
ugly people sure do ruin things
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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