Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
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bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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