I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
