is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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