I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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