Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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