I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize