just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Randomize
