Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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