I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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