Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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