I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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