That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Randomize
