What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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