Moan for me like Helen Keller
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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