I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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