o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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