Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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