i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
now i know why i became what i already was.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
