how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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