Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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