This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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