you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Randomize
